I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds!
“I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.”
“There she is.”
*video zooms in on seal*
“Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”Is this dipper pines
how does “is this dipper pines” end up a comment on every single one of my videos
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